How to Make a Tutorial

Ok, before you comment, let me say two things:

a) This is meant in good humor. This is also MEANT AS A REAL TUTORIAL. This is not meant to offend anyone. If anyone is offended, I think you should remember the quote, "We do not have a true sense of humor until we can learn to laugh at ourselves." And that's a lot coming from me, 'cuz I've done a lot of stupid things and I've learned to laugh at myself. (and if you comment something like "Stupid things? Like this tutorial?" I'm going to come to your house and stuff a wastebasket up your nose.)

b) I love tutorials. When I first got Photoshop, "Me" was to "Photoshop" as "Monkey" was to "Typewriter". Gimme long enough and enough random buttons, I may have come up with "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy". And in Photoshop nonetheless. Anyway, this tutorial is meant to show the cliches of dA tutorials (though they are not thouroughly unenjoyable)